The Empire of DUSCHBIER is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 755 million DUSCHBIERians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 29.1%.

The thriving DUSCHBIERian economy, worth 93.1 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 123,260 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, international trade is a sticky issue, and the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DUSCHBIER's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

DUSCHBIER is ranked 216,823^rd in the world and 461^st in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 755 million capita.