The United of Dahdix is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Leon with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 4.899 billion Dahdixians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yves. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dahdixian economy, worth 496 trillion Ixens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,380 Ixens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, there are no more heroes any more, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, and Dahdixians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dahdix's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Dahdix is ranked 26,118^th in the world and 1,667^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,943.94 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.