The Kingdom of Darnau is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 307 million Darnauans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The sizeable but inefficient Darnauan economy, worth 8.17 trillion denaris a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling. Average income is 26,603 denaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists outnumber citizens two to one, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darnau's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darnau is ranked 11,119^th in the world and 95^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 119.73 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.