The People's Monarchy of Das-Man is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by YRMs Octavian and Livia of H Vukovic with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.46 billion Das-Manians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gestell. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Das-Manian economy, worth a remarkable 3,018 trillion kils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 356,797 kils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, and the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace. Crime is totally unknown. Das-Man's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Church of The Royal Patronage.

Das-Man is ranked 264,021^st in the world and 105^th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 41.35 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.