The Empire of DatlofianEmpire is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.863 billion Datlofians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farbanti. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Datlofian economy, worth a remarkable 1,470 trillion Zollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,952 Zollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, interest in globalism never flags, and breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DatlofianEmpire's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

DatlofianEmpire is ranked 24,397^th in the world and 1,660^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.38 law-abiding acts per hour.