The Republic of Delwey is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Yo mama with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 892 million Delwegians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delwey Harbor. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Delwegian economy, worth 64.0 trillion primogems a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,745 primogems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Yo mama proudly dismantled a broken door, the Delwey Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', there's never enough space in space, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Delwey's national animal is the Delwegian catshark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Delwey is ranked 6,613^th in the world and 1^st in Greater Temecula for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,344.59 on the Clooney Contribution Index.