The Kingdom of Demonvine is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Khagro Maloc with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, vat-grown people, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.73 billion Demons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khaletti. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Demonvinean economy, worth a remarkable 7,282 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 410,764 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,911,033 per year while the poor average 19,346, a ratio of 150 to 1.

Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, Demons suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, and the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demonvine's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spirituality.

Demonvine is ranked 4,838^th in the world and 74^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.28 law-abiding acts per hour.