The God Awful Federation of Denoidumbutoniurucwivobrs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Big Idiot with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.424 billion Idiots are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idiotville. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth a remarkable 1,787 trillion IQ Points a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,432 IQ Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why The Big Idiot is a silly poophead, and teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denoidumbutoniurucwivobrs's national animal is the Smart people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Idiotism.

Denoidumbutoniurucwivobrs is ranked 287,831^st in the world and 2^nd in ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.43 kickbacks per hour.