The Tinach Federation of Destinach is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Heia Safari with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.697 billion Destinachians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centestinach. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Destinachi economy, worth 266 trillion Rublelens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,983 Rublelens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Destinach's national animal is the Emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Manfelism.

Destinach is ranked 198,092^nd in the world and 22^nd in Third Cynglish Empire for Safest, scoring 42.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.