The Socialist Democratic State of Deustchlandz is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Amane Fujimiya with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.611 billion Alvadors are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinburgh. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Deustchlandzian economy, worth 833 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,752 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists outnumber citizens two to one, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deustchlandz's national animal is the Flotilas, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Deustchlandz is ranked 8,280^th in the world and 9^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Safest, scoring 123.69 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.