The Constitutional Monarchy of Diamond-Topia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Cleric Wulfgar II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.123 billion Diamond-Topians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DiamondTopia. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Diamond-Topian economy, worth 263 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,241 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diamond-Topia's national animal is the Amongus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Diamond-Topia is ranked 32,300^th in the world and 1^st in Ascendancy for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 876.31 on the Clooney Contribution Index.