The Kingdom of Dividistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by David with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.189 billion Divies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Großkatzetenbürg. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dividistani economy, worth 924 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,231 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Dividistani lands, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dividistan's national animal is the Maine coon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dividistan is ranked 33,386^th in the world and 1^st in New Alvonia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,308.13 on the Gilded Widget Scale.