The United States of Dogenational is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dogtor with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.267 billion Dogenationalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doge City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dogenationalian economy, worth 186 trillion Dogedollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 82,345 Dogedollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,921 per year while the poor average 17,115, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, the Dogenationalian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Dogenational. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dogenational's national animal is the Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Dogeism.

Dogenational is ranked 217,521^st in the world and 8,588^th in Osiris for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -2.8 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.