The Kingdom of Donauviane is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The cynical, devout population of 179 million Donauwörterners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Donauwörternernian economy, worth 11.5 trillion Flortsias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 64,091 Flortsias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Donauwörternernian resumés, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Donauviane's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Donauviane is ranked 105,155^th in the world and 2^nd in The United nations of Montovia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 558.98 pounds of wildlife per square mile.