The Free Land of Doorstuvia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El Profeta de la Paz with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 966 million Doorstuvians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Luz Cegadora. The average income tax rate is 69.1%.

The all-consuming Doorstuvian economy, worth 105 trillion Evians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,216 Evians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doorstuvia's national animal is the Trapper Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Doorstuvia is ranked 15,556^th in the world and 44^th in Wintreath for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,206.36 pounds of wildlife per square mile.