The Empire of Dorkithfland is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 182 million Dorkithflandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.2%.

The powerhouse Dorkithflandian economy, worth 10.6 trillion Darks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 58,158 Darks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 176,152 per year while the poor average 14,937, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Racial supremacists have a burning desire to deal with immigrants, Dorkithflandian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, the government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Dorkithfland's national animal is the Falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Dorkithfland is ranked 258,043^rd in the world and 259^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.