The National Goverment of Duyokoko is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Pirme Minister Kazaras Ano with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 3.014 billion Duyoravians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kozovia. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Duyoravian economy, worth 356 trillion DSKS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,136 DSKS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, sushi is sold on the black market, and only lightning has a chance of striking Pirme Minister Kazaras Ano twice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duyokoko's national animal is the black wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is religious freedom.

Duyokoko is ranked 13,900^th in the world and 37^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Cultured, scoring 105 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.