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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,757thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,764thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,015th
The Commonwealth of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Libertas Est Gaudium
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Dzurvia

Population4.479 billion

CapitalHávena
LeaderThe Dzurvian Legislature

CurrencyMera
AnimalFox

The Commonwealth of Dzurvia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Dzurvian Legislature with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.479 billion Dzurvians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hávena. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dzurvian economy, worth 490 trillion Meras a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,437 Meras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dzurvia's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dzurvia is ranked 186,169th in the world and 4,217th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 68.83931010948 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,757thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,764thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,015thMost Pacifist: 3,776thBest Weather: 4,213thSafest: 4,417thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,896thNicest Citizens: 5,349thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,984thMost Inclusive: 6,132ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,798thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,812thHighest Food Quality: 7,328thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,617thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,401stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,436thHealthiest Citizens: 9,456thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,959thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,118thMost Cultured: 11,786thSmartest Citizens: 12,837thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,041stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,228thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,504thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,569thLargest Governments: 16,920thLowest Crime Rates: 17,320thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,763rdHighest Poor Incomes: 18,340thMost Secular: 19,345thMost Developed: 24,945thMost Income Equality: 25,071stMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,886th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 125th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 125th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 132nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 182nd in the regionBest Weather: 190th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 239th in the regionSafest: 244th in the regionNicest Citizens: 274th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 286th in the regionMost Inclusive: 289th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 361st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 366th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 378th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 386th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 453rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 507th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 518th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 565th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 621st in the regionMost Cultured: 655th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 702nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 751st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 792nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 805th in the regionMost Income Equality: 850th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 965th in the regionLargest Governments: 969th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track.
  • : Dzurvia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Dzurvian grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.

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