The Allied States of Easuber is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bingus Sphinxus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.587 billion Easuberians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolftown. The average income tax rate is 35.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Easuberian economy, worth 209 trillion Eas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,930 Eas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Easuber's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Easuber is ranked 188,191^st in the world and 120^th in Thaecia for Largest Populations, with 1.59 billion capita.