The Federation of Ebdomania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jaylen Hawkins with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.507 billion Ebdomanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lumen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.6%.

The strong Ebdomanian economy, worth 102 trillion Federal coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,306 Federal coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ebdomania's national animal is the Seal, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ebdomania is ranked 198,574^th in the world and 282^nd in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.