The Federation of Edsmontik is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 483 million Edsmons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Touve. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.8%.

The powerhouse Edsmon economy, worth 45.6 trillion Vdesmønyvus a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,374 Vdesmønyvus, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, there's a politician called Male Infant Garza, and signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edsmontik's national animal is the Suor Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Edsmontik is ranked 87,160^th in the world and 105^th in Karma for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,891.35 on the Gilded Widget Scale.