The Federation of Edweight-Atheonoa-Smensico is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 148 million Edeoncoes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Edweight-Atheonoa-Smensicoan economy, worth 8.53 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 57,606 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Contestants on Edweight-Atheonoa-Smensico's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, and what goes down must come up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edweight-Atheonoa-Smensico's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Edweight-Atheonoa-Smensico is ranked 112,510^th in the world and 255^th in Sophia for Safest, scoring 77.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.