The Free Land of Eggers is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 580 million Eggersians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eggville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.5%.

The thriving Eggersian economy, worth 47.7 trillion eggs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 82,315 eggs, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Eggers's national animal is the Chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eggers is ranked 224,271^st in the world and 54^th in Hive for Largest Populations, with 580 million capita.