The Dictatorship of Eggslvannia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sir Benedict with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.034 billion Eggslvannians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eggington. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eggslvannian economy, worth 535 trillion Eggs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,658 Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sir Benedict spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Eggington to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eggslvannia's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Omeleticon.

Eggslvannia is ranked 13,502^nd in the world and 22^nd in Concord for Highest Food Quality, scoring 141.51 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.