The United Socialist States of Einheita is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dopamine Swagmoney with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.434 billion Einheitans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arbeiterstadt. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Einheitan economy, worth 89.2 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 36,641 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, billions of marks are being poured into a space program, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Einheita's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Swagu.

Einheita is ranked 80,350^th in the world and 128^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,190.28 on the Gilded Widget Scale.