Population | 29.797 billion |
Capital | Under the Couch |
Leader | E Dogg |
Currency | liver |
Animal | goat |
The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.797 billion Eisterians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 4,830 trillion livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 162,124 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
E Dogg panders to nontraditional families, all industry is owned and run by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Eist. Crime is totally unknown. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Eist is ranked 130,702nd in the world and 603rd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.67 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Eist resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Eist was endorsed by The Southern Ring Republic of Macrasetia.
- : Eist was endorsed by The Interstellar Cabal of Astrobolt.
- : Eist was endorsed by The Actual Person of Porflox.