The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of ElJefe is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Snorlax with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 44.529 billion Jefes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snorlaxia. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The all-consuming ElJefean economy, worth an astonishing 14,042 trillion Dong a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 315,358 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, new research always seems to support government initiatives, and convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ElJefe's national animal is the Dao, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ElJefe is ranked 252,687^th in the world and 9,544^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,767.92 Standard Monetary Units.