The Incorporated States of Elei is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 125 million Eleians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 32.9%.

The Eleian economy, worth 6.30 trillion Rins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,376 Rins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and Eleian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elei's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elei is ranked 33,359^th in the world and 21^st in Hive for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 856.78 on the Clooney Contribution Index.