Population | 13.386 billion |
Capital | Xanderberg |
Leader | Eternal Chairman Alexander the Blue |
Currency | Weet |
Animal | Cow |
The Ultravisionary State of Eleysa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eternal Chairman Alexander the Blue with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.386 billion Eleysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xanderberg. The average income tax rate is 4.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Eleysian economy, worth a remarkable 2,813 trillion Weets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,179 Weets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, a rusted hulk in Xanderberg harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators, there's a bright dawn ahead for Eleysa, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eleysa's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Eleysa is ranked 7,365th in the world and 10th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Food Quality, scoring 181.3 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eleysa, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
- : Following new legislation in Eleysa, there's a bright dawn ahead for Eleysa.
- : Following new legislation in Eleysa, a rusted hulk in Xanderberg harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators.
- : Following new legislation in Eleysa, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.
- : Following new legislation in Eleysa, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
- : Following new legislation in Eleysa, unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings.
- : Following new legislation in Eleysa, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
- : Following new legislation in Eleysa, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Eleysa was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Eleysa, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 » Hunem, Draznia, ShrewLlamaLand, Greater Isperia, Jocospor, Thorstonia, Merconia, and Panthera Order.