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Largest Information Technology Sector: 77thMost Secular: 124thBest Weather: 477th
The Ultravisionary State of
Father Knows Best State
Unity from order, order from strength
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Eleysa

Population13.386 billion

CapitalXanderberg
LeaderEternal Chairman Alexander the Blue

CurrencyWeet
AnimalCow

The Ultravisionary State of Eleysa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eternal Chairman Alexander the Blue with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.386 billion Eleysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xanderberg. The average income tax rate is 4.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eleysian economy, worth a remarkable 2,813 trillion Weets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,179 Weets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, a rusted hulk in Xanderberg harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators, there's a bright dawn ahead for Eleysa, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eleysa's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eleysa is ranked 7,365th in the world and 10th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Food Quality, scoring 181.3 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 77thMost Secular: 124thBest Weather: 477thMost Scientifically Advanced: 486thMost Beautiful Environments: 489thHealthiest Citizens: 1,064thSmartest Citizens: 1,135thMost Developed: 1,312thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,449thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,660thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,840thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,231stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,501stTop
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Most Cultured: 3,311thMost Patriotic: 3,731stRudest Citizens: 6,643rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,218thHighest Food Quality: 7,365thHighest Economic Output: 8,053rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,284thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,889thHighest Average Incomes: 8,994thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,318thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,817thMost Efficient Economies: 19,754thMost Influential: 20,363rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,940thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,368thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,306th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eleysa, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : Following new legislation in Eleysa, there's a bright dawn ahead for Eleysa.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleysa, a rusted hulk in Xanderberg harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleysa, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleysa, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleysa, unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleysa, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleysa, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Eleysa was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Eleysa, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 8 » Hunem, Draznia, ShrewLlamaLand, Greater Isperia, Jocospor, Thorstonia, Merconia, and Panthera Order.

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