The Republic of Emaho is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.119 billion Emahoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 33.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Emahoan economy, worth 336 trillion Colored Papers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,250 Colored Papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, Emahoan husbands are dead good at fathering kids, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emaho's national animal is the Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emaho is ranked 45,080^th in the world and 7^th in Hive for Largest Populations, with 10.1 billion capita.