The Matriarchy of Emmerandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emmilie Emmala Scarlatia with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.595 billion Mulonas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emmer. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emmerandian economy, worth 178 trillion Emma-lás a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,749 Emma-lás, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists outnumber citizens two to one, many aides in Emmilie Emmala Scarlatia's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emmerandia's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Matriarcado de Emmilie.

Emmerandia is ranked 96,094^th in the world and 127^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Food Quality, scoring 23.83 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.