The Free Workers Republic of Entiao is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jamesi Blackson with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.443 billion Entiaoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Morgan. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Entiaoan economy, worth 368 trillion klais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 82,998 klais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Jamesi Blackson has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, group hugs break out during floor votes, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Entiao's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Entiao is ranked 18,443^rd in the world and 30^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,238.9 on the Clooney Contribution Index.