The Not an scp foundation puppet of Envoi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by darth plagueis the wise with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 2.139 billion Envoians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wisconsin Dells. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Envoian economy, worth 235 trillion urbuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,187 urbuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, and frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Envoi's national animal is the scp 096, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is sillyism.

Envoi is ranked 21,315^th in the world and 27^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,904.05 on the Gilded Widget Scale.