The Grand Republic of Eprilonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Vetts with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.023 billion Eprilons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Alicia. The average income tax rate is 56.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eprilonian economy, worth 264 trillion Leazzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,741 Leazzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eprilonia's national animal is the Striped whale shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eprilonian Orthodoxy.

Eprilonia is ranked 67,137^th in the world and 45^th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,852.85 on the Gilded Widget Scale.