The Federation of Esatoria is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 763 million Esatorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vernoa City. The average income tax rate is 47.6%.

The Esatorian economy, worth 34.6 trillion Kruscis a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,346 Kruscis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, and Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esatoria's national animal is the Sentient Mushroom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Esatoria is ranked 37,716^th in the world and 19^th in Audinesca for Highest Food Quality, scoring 44.82 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.