The Federal Republic of Eserol is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ausrine Kerave with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 2.554 billion Eser have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harpsell. The average income tax rate is 44.6%.

The powerhouse Eser economy, worth 220 trillion centals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,277 centals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, Ausrine Kerave claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', and too many developers spoil the codebase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eserol's national animal is the Husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eserol is ranked 42,273^rd in the world and 64^th in Eurth for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.