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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,219thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,318thMost Influential: 2,841st
The Posadism of
Democratic Socialists
Justice, Unity, Loyalty
Nova
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Eulogist

Population5.816 billion

CapitalThe Caves of Steel
LeaderNova
FaithWonton

Currencyflour
Animalnoodle

The Posadism of Eulogist is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nova with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 5.816 billion Eulogistians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Caves of Steel. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eulogistian economy, worth a remarkable 1,415 trillion flours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 243,374 flours, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eulogist's national animal is the noodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wonton.

Eulogist is ranked 91,196th in the world and 117th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 5.82 billion capita.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,219thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,318thMost Influential: 2,841stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,170thMost Cultured: 5,537thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,626thHighest Average Incomes: 5,889thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,452ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,568thSmartest Citizens: 6,919thMost Developed: 7,188thMost Secular: 7,692ndRudest Citizens: 7,947thLargest Governments: 7,999thHealthiest Citizens: 8,009thHighest Food Quality: 8,634thLowest Crime Rates: 8,957thLargest Retail Industry: 9,905thLargest Black Market: 10,345thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,567thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,992ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,368thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14,351stLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,717thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,247thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,289thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,596thMost Inclusive: 17,065thMost Patriotic: 17,876thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,639thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,653rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,929thHighest Economic Output: 19,566thMost Income Equality: 20,605thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,743rdLargest Welfare Programs: 21,264th
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Largest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Average: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eulogist, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Eulogist, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Eulogist, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Eulogist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Influential, and Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Eulogist, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Eulogist, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Eulogist, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Eulogist, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Eulogist, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Eulogist, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.

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