The Holy Empire of Eulopii is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 136 million Eulopiians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Eulopiian economy, worth 4.29 trillion shshs a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,562 shshs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Eulopii's national animal is the shshhs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eulopii is ranked 209,646^th in the world and 108^th in Realm of the Whispering Winds for Highest Food Quality, scoring 11.22 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.