The People's Republic of Eusta is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 248 million Eustians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 28.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Eustan economy, worth 10.3 trillion Eustachian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,394 Eustachian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eusta's national animal is the Two head bird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Eusta is ranked 244,020^th in the world and 126^th in Iris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.56 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.