The Queendom of Evamia is a small, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 45 million Evamians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Evamian economy, worth 1.18 trillion Evas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 26,200 Evas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, excessive gerrymandering has earned Evamia the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship', the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, and party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evamia's national animal is the Kouprey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Evamia is ranked 98,751^st in the world and 87^th in Sparkalia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,458.84 on the Gilded Widget Scale.