The Aeropagus of Evrytanes is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dimitris Koutsoumpas with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.754 billion Evrytanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karpenissi. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evrytanesian economy, worth 513 trillion Roumels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,114 Roumels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, cities are engulfed by smog, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evrytanes's national animal is the Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evrytanes is ranked 26,716^th in the world and 43^rd in Astoria for Highest Food Quality, scoring 85.16 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.