The Democratic Republic of Falloa is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lillian Ford with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.619 billion Falloans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dove City. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Falloan economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion Fallas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,138 Fallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falloa's national animal is the Golden-heart Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Falloa is ranked 145,237^th in the world and 705^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 526.4 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.