The Holy Empire of Fallowat is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 42.789 billion Fallowatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Industry receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Fallowatian economy, worth a remarkable 7,506 trillion Sleeps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,430 Sleeps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Fallowat's national animal is the stray cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fallowat is ranked 21,363^rd in the world and 2^nd in Boardracing for Safest, scoring 113.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.