The Free Land of Fizzopolis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fizz with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.817 billion Fizzopolisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celandin. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Fizzopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,645 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 186,641 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fizzopolis's national animal is the honeybee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fizzopolis is ranked 54,891^st in the world and 80^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 8.82 billion capita.