The Grand Duchy of Florontium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.33 billion Florontiumians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Florontiumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion Ganjas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,851 Ganjas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", the giant 80-storey carving of Leader in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, and disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Florontium's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Florontium is ranked 229,163^rd in the world and 8,595^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 23,230.18 Standard Monetary Units.