The Freeholder Monarchy of Fololavakia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Emilas with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.01 billion Fololavakians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jestevita. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fololavakian economy, worth 119 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 118,180 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, homophobia is off the menu, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fololavakia's national animal is the European Golden Plover, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fololavakia is ranked 206,528^th in the world and 417^th in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 1.01 billion capita.