The Holy Empire of Fontuan is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 841 million Fontuanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 22.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fontuanian economy, worth 63.7 trillion Najgls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,736 Najgls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, war vets look after war animals, and anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fontuan's national animal is the Kidara III Veliki, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fontuan is ranked 90,621^st in the world and 57^th in Atlanticana for Highest Food Quality, scoring 24.92 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.