The Free Land of Fraggotland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jorge The Monkey with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 3.045 billion Fraggotlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daffodil Heights. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fraggotlandian economy, worth 339 trillion Kushes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,551 Kushes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fraggotland's national animal is the Chimpanzee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fraggotland is ranked 147,165^th in the world and 262^nd in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 3.04 billion capita.