The Republic of Frennierstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great and Powerful Wonka with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, strictly enforced bedtime, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.734 billion Umpa Lumpas hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cute Turtleville. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frennierstanian economy, worth an astonishing 11,810 trillion Wonka Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 330,500 Wonka Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frennierstan's national animal is the Cute Turtles, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Frennierstan is ranked 2,912^th in the world and 1^st in Middle East for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 13,996.26 on the Gilded Widget Scale.