The Free Land of Frigidopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Maynard with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.753 billion Frigidopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frigidopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,148 trillion Antarctic Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,734 Antarctic Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media seems excessively interested in what President Maynard is wearing this season, lavish state dinners in Esperanza are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime is totally unknown. Frigidopia's national animal is the Brown Skua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frigidopia is ranked 7,429^th in the world and 2^nd in Antarctic for Largest Populations, with 25.8 billion capita.